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jaboinkin 

Jaboinkins are super Chad's from birth. These guys or gals can be the biggest jerks on the planet and still be loved by all. The have insane luck despite their awful decisions and will make you doubt the existence of karma.
"Josh is such a Jaboinkin. He seems like the worst person on the planet yet everything goes his way."
jaboinkin by SpirantGalaxy February 12, 2021
Words you can keep

joinkin’

Dope, cool, good.

Like when you’re playing Dead by Daylight and you get off the hook on the first try. That shits joinkin’.
“Damn Emily you made some joinkin’ ass macaroni bitch”
joinkin’ by itsyahhhboidanii April 15, 2021
did you see that girl's rack? holy jahonking boobs, batman!
jahonking by Julie Renn December 11, 2009

joinking 

kids jumping around and being silly on mums bed (joinking) when she doesn't like it
joinking by innot December 8, 2013

Jasonking 

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.
Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!
Jasonking by Onnamarie July 7, 2022

Joinking 

Joinking is a verb that describes the act of doing just a little bit more than making out with someone (the "little bit more" is undefined but is recognizable as being definitley not just making out)
Blake was totally joinking that nerd yesterday night
Joinking by ermeegshually May 1, 2024
I'm gonna jaboink you so hard
Jaboink by TheActualVisu May 12, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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