Jablonkus

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world

“You resemble Jablonkus”

by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

jablonoscope

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).

There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*

by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018

Jablonka

A female dog that has a dick

The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.

by Sidd P May 29, 2008

jablonka

A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.

Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.

by Billay July 20, 2008

Jabronus

Used to define multiple jabronis in the same place at the same time

Wow. look at the jabronus

by Jabronus October 12, 2015

Jabronius Onius

The genus and species name for said "Jabronis"

This asshole changed lanes on a 2 lane road(sigh) what a jabronius onius.

by maynholdup August 28, 2019

jablonowski

used to define the most rancid, ugly and fat human beings, they tend to be extremely fucking stupid. (could be called brian)

"Come on bro, go to the gym with me before you become a jablonowski"

by Brian Jablonoski May 20, 2022