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A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008
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jabonkalopes 

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.
Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.
when the rub so good :weary:
dog gave me the jablonk of a life time
jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022

Jablonkus 

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world
“You resemble Jablonkus”
Jablonkus by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026