JPars

The biggest cutie who a total lad! such a good rapper as well! a real ladies man with the genitalia of a horse

James: oi we need a rapper for the party
willzads: what about jpars he is the man even though he got a b in PE

by Getaroundmelol October 22, 2013

Jarshitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar

Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter

by TyBundy September 20, 2019

Jarson

Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.

Ma and Pa made Jarson

by murderrheads August 13, 2008

jears

Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.

Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.

by Coell CMU September 5, 2007

Jzars

The phrase get cancer in Spanish

Eoin:What does jzars even mean?
Jzars:Get cancer in Spanish
Eoin:That wasnt even funny

by jzars August 15, 2017

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.

Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.

by Jay March 22, 2005

jarsquatter

An incredibly disturbing shock video in which a man sits on a jar, and proceeds to insert it in his anus. The jar breaks, after which blood pours from his ass. Without flinching, he calmly picks pieces of broken glass from his rectum, while a pool of blood gathers on the floor.

'You're walking strangely today, did you try copying jarsquatter last night?'

'That curry was so intense, my ass feels worse than jarsquatters'

by dingusmcfadden January 28, 2009