Jay's definitions

fresh ass eggin

recieving oral sex from a partner, recently recieved oral sex head

I just got some fresh ass eggin from this jump off shorty.

by jay March 28, 2005

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

horno

The insasionable craving or need for something that involves either whores or porno...

Damn it, Horno Horno Horno

by Jay January 19, 2005

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

crowther

a duck's foot.

look at that crowther, it's covered in poo.

by JaY January 25, 2003