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Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.
Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.
by Coell CMU August 29, 2007
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Before I found out the stripper was a man, my jear was bulging through my jeans.
by Punknn March 03, 2010
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Taking too long, being a jerk, freak or a@@hole. Not understanding or a failure to realize the obvious.
Stop taking Jears and get over here.

Damn man, you are so Jears,
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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