The best bitch ever. Once you have a Jarannelley you never go back to anyone else. She's stunning and she's great in bed. Watch out for a Jarannelley though. Very dangerous and heartless. She has no feelings whatsoever but that is what makes her irresistible. She's also amazing at kissing. Best kisser around. She's the absolute full package. She is shy at first but once you get to meet her she is one crazy motherfucker . She is kind, funny,and just amazing to be friends with. She is the only person you would want to be with at any time. Jarannelley will cheer you up if you are sad. If you mess with Kimberly she would kill you. She the calm one until you piss her off so don’t. She gives good advices.
“Jarannelley is the most stunning person I’ve ever met. She is crazy and strong, that’s why I love her”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!