JMARS 

A term often used to describe an individual who not only lives like a celebrity, but gets action from massive amounts of ladies each day. JMARS is often used as the international term for "God's Gift To The World", and if you ever saw a JMARS you'd understand why. JMARS has been said to reside on the same slant as Chuck Norris when it comes to being superior to the rest of man kind.

1. JMARS once made a mistake on purpose to experince failure
2. "Did you see JMARS getting molested by thousands of hot chicks?"
3. "I really wish JMARS would give me his autograph"
4. "JMARS let me touch him for charity"

JMARS by Que Es La Vida December 2, 2009

Jarshitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar

Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter

Jarshitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019

Jarson 

Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.

Ma and Pa made Jarson

Jarson by murderrheads August 13, 2008

jmarciel 

Jmarciel is the biggest munch, especially for them blonde girls with a big bank. He loves his Nike Tech because he saw that one chick online say he’ll get all the bitches.

What’s your thoughts on Jmarciel?

He’s such a munch.

jmarciel by Quigglezz February 1, 2023

jears 

Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.

Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.

jears by Coell CMU September 5, 2007

jmarie 

A very smart beautiful outgoing girl . She doesn't take bull shit from anyone . Boys usually mislead her but that doesn't stop her from bettering herself . Most exes usually regret mistreating her and always comes running back . She's always horny and hungry . Very bipolar. Smart ass mouth. Very bossy. Overall sexy and very social

Jmarie always mad about something with her cute ass

jmarie by Hoblersshkin January 9, 2017

Jzars 

The phrase get cancer in Spanish

Eoin:What does jzars even mean?
Jzars:Get cancer in Spanish
Eoin:That wasnt even funny

Jzars by jzars August 15, 2017