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jarsquatter 

An incredibly disturbing shock video in which a man sits on a jar, and proceeds to insert it in his anus. The jar breaks, after which blood pours from his ass. Without flinching, he calmly picks pieces of broken glass from his rectum, while a pool of blood gathers on the floor.
'You're walking strangely today, did you try copying jarsquatter last night?'

'That curry was so intense, my ass feels worse than jarsquatters'
jarsquatter by dingusmcfadden January 28, 2009

jarsquatter.com 

A shock site that shows a man sitting a jar which then breaks inside of his anus.

Basically one man one jar.
Guy1:"Hey what is Jarsquatter.com?"

Guy2:"Idk click on it"

Guy1:"OH GOD, MY EYES!"

Jar Squatter 

A shock site where a man proceeds to squat on a glass jar (inserting it into his anus) and the glass jar breaks inside his anus.
'Did you ever see Jar Squatter!?'
Jar Squatter by discoxtonks February 18, 2009

jar squatter 

When a male or female squezzes a large jar up his or her anus then lets the jar shatter inside, letting it cut the insides.
there is a video out there named jar squatter
jar squatter by rafatron February 18, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026