JOMBH

Jack Off My Butt Hole, used as an inside joke and said in the presence of teachers, parents, adults without fear of being punished

"JOMBH" yelled Steve.
"Fuck you Steve!" said Bob.
"Bob that is a detention!" says Mr. Smith.

by Timbo Slice February 21, 2008

Jobholm Syndrome

A paradoxical psychological phenomenon in which an employee expresses empathy and has positive feelings towards their dead-end job or abusive employer, sometimes to the point of defending it or being reluctant to quit.

EMPLOYEE: “Six years ago, when nobody wanted to hire me, this place gave me a job. Now I’m having doubts about giving them my two weeks notice tomorrow.”
FRIEND: “Your company sucks and you’ve been wanting to leave them for three years.”
EMPLOYEE: “I know, but it’s really not THAT bad.”
FRIEND: “You’re suffering from Jobholm Syndrome. I promise your life will vastly improve when you don’t work for those people anymore.”

by Emarcisak02 January 26, 2012

Jomha

To be a Jomha you need to fit the following criteria:

1. Own a mustang
2. Only have 1/4 of tank of gas in the Mustang
3. Own a black leather jacket
4. Not get faint at the sight of blood
5. Smoke a pack of ciggarettes a day (Du Maurier only)
6. Be able to run down a back alley at night and not get scared
7. Be a regular at Boston Pizza (170 th street)

He can blow smoke circles! He's a Jomha!

by Calgarian Fred October 27, 2011

Jombie

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.

Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.

by joeyblazed May 28, 2010

jobhair

A term coined by Raf Fagsmith, the legendary 18th century explorer, used to describe the coats of grizzly bears he encountered while pioneering the Westcoast of what is now U.S.A. The term combines words from two different cultures; the now archaic European insult "Jew Bear", and the Native American legend Jubhair

"Jobhair... Finest fur this side of the atlantic"
-- Richard Nixon

by Baggage Rash June 7, 2004

Jombathan

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022

Jomboni

it means a *hole, shmuck, jackass,stupid person(Italian Slang)

he's a Jombone! what do ya want? what a jomboni?!! Only a Jomboni would do that crap.

by yeah who are you? January 15, 2010