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Someone who is Jocking on my balls. An individual who annoys you to such an extreme extent that you feel as if they are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting your genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop being such a jomber.
Jomber by FidelFromNoHomo March 27, 2011
Words you can keep
a wrestling move when your ass lands on another persons face
when sombody jumps on a guy with his butt that is called a jomber
jomber by meebo.com December 17, 2008
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jomber jobber Jamber joober Jumber jamberoo Jober jobernick jobert jimberland

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

jimberlake 

The ever growing bromance between Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake. The world's OTP.
You're the Jimmy Fallon to my Justin Timberlake. Together we are Jimberlake.
jimberlake by Mischa Lecter December 25, 2013

day jobber 

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
day jobber by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008
A smart, active and serious guy who loves to roam and play outside all the time.

Chilling inside but roaring outside.
Don't mess with Jomer or else you'll mess with a dragon.
Jomer by noeladna19 November 20, 2019
* A professional wrestler who frequently and deliberately loses matches.

* The act of losing is called jobbing and a frequent loser is referred to as a jobber. It is a mark of disrespect to refer to a wrestler as a jobber, as it implies they are a failure in their career. The term has entered into popular culture, to mean a loser or someone who is worthless, as well as its Italian equivalent, jabroni, a phrase that was made popular by The Rock. Former alternate terms included journeyman (because of jobbers being hired for individual matches and not having contracts with the major promotions), enhancement talent (due to their usage to enhance the stature of their opponent) and ham-n-egger (in reference to the amount of money they make buys them just enough for a Ham and Egg breakfast).

Despite the negative sense of the word, some wrestlers have made a career out of jobbing. Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi (better known as the "Brooklyn Brawler") made a career out of jobbing, primarily in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

A slightly higher position is jobber to the stars, which is a wrestler who still defeats pure jobbers but who consistently loses to top-level or up-and-coming stars. This often happens to popular faces towards the end of their careers, including Tony Garea and Tito Santana. Triple H was given this role from 1996-1997 by Vince McMahon as punishment for the infamous MSG Incident.

Many top names in wrestling began their careers as jobbers. Mick Foley and Bret Hart began their careers as jobbers in the 1980s, later going on to greater success in the 1990s after employers began to recognize their talent. Peter Polaco and Terry Gerin were jobbers who later became stars in ECW as Justin Credible and Rhino, respectively.
You're a jobber and always be a jobber.
jobber by mbrown84 September 26, 2006
Word of the Day on January 22, 2024
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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