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Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.
Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.
Jombie by joeyblazed May 28, 2010
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the word Zombie pronounced by anyone who cant say the "Z" sound. Although in US not many may understand the term "Jombie" in Asia, the locals will only understand "Jombie" instead of Zombie.
(Term used mainly by F.O.B. Asians.)
Lude! There are hella jombies at the joo.
(Dude! There are hella zombies at the zoo.)
jombie by Rob Jombie October 14, 2006
Related Words
jombie Jombiezz Zerman Jombie Jomby jobbie Joobies joobie Jobie Jomie Jumbie
A very fast zombie. First created when watching 28 Days Later at 4 in the morning and mistaking Jim for a zombie.
See zombie
Rob turned around and shouted, "JOMBIES!"
jombie by Rob (Danger Man) May 13, 2005

Zerman Jombie 

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies
"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"
Zerman Jombie by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021
The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008
Jomie is a word you call your friends and family instead of homie.

Your friends are homie.
Your family is jomie.
Person 1: Wassup jomie?
Person 1's brother: Nuttin' much cuh
Jomie by Your mom (real) September 15, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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