shmuck

(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

by Bobby Leeford August 26, 2008

shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 09, 2007

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 28, 2003

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 14, 2003

shmuck

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").

"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"

by Reistlin April 13, 2005

shmuck

1. A hypocrite, dumbshit, and/or liar.

--person who you can define as a friend and ends up
screwing you over or doing something really stupid that does damage to the both of you.
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Lisa is a stupid shmuck.

You dirty shmuck. You didnt tell me anything about her.

by Ovalle May 27, 2008