Beefaroni_Salesman's definitions

Ewetion

When you are given an erection whilst being soaked in water.

"Dammit, Janice gave me an erection while it was pouring yesterday."
"So, she gave you an ewetion."

by Beefaroni_Salesman October 31, 2022

Angle Pust

The Goodwill discount bargain bin "Angel Dust" from the hit "show" Hazbin Hotel.

Son: Mom, can we have Angel dust?
Mom: What? I got you Angle Pust yesterday, it's just as good as the real thing!

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

Crunder

The underside of a crane, typically what the crane is carrying.

Grunk: Yo, what is that under the crane?
Cronkbopulease: Oh, crunder it is a shipping container.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022

Forceful Rizz

When you rizz someone up just nonconsensual.

Big Chimichanga Man: Ooohh, check out that girl over there. I'm gonna use the forbidden rizz technique, THE FORCEFUL RIZZ!
Binklebingchillingman687: DAWG, THAT'S A 12 YEAR OLD-

by Beefaroni_Salesman March 17, 2023

Coreyaphiliac

Someone who is sexually aroused to people named Corey.

Seth: I am so fucking aroused to people named Corey, I am what you would call a Coreyaphiliac
Corey: Send help please.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 14, 2022

GrayOgre

I giga-chad Overwatch 2 player brought to you by Blizzard's random name generator. Also, not at all related/affiliated with GayOgre.

Johnathan Assesment: I'm gonna fold kids like an omelet because I am a saucy Roadhog main-
GrayOgre: *Casually destroys Roadhog with mercy*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

Tonecist

Someone who is a "racist" but to different tones of emoji's

Johnny: Dude, I fucking hate the Santa_Tone5 emoji
Mark: DUDE! TONECIST!

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 23, 2022