23 definitions by Beefaroni_Salesman

GrayOgre

I giga-chad Overwatch 2 player brought to you by Blizzard's random name generator. Also, not at all related/affiliated with GayOgre.

Johnathan Assesment: I'm gonna fold kids like an omelet because I am a saucy Roadhog main-
GrayOgre: *Casually destroys Roadhog with mercy*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

Biggielous Syndrome

If you are above 300 pounds you have Biggielous Syndrome.

Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 30, 2022

Coreyaphiliac

Someone who is sexually aroused to people named Corey.

Seth: I am so fucking aroused to people named Corey, I am what you would call a Coreyaphiliac
Corey: Send help please.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 14, 2022

No

No basically is a mean way of saying yes!

Kid: Can I jam the fork in the outlet?
Mother: What? No?

Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 13, 2022

Nicholas Velociraptor

A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.

Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.

by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023

GayOgre

A mere god amongst men and tards alike. Rumors have it that he is able to change reality it's self based on witty comedy.

John Exam: I enjoy breathing.
GayOgre: Stop it. *Erases John Exam from existence and time itself*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

Fungledunk

A common insult used to describe someone lesser than you.

Jahwanamoe: Yo, wanna play Tetris: Effect for Oculus Quest 2, Xbox, Playstation and Nintendo Switch?
Bob.: ...No. Why would I play with you after you called my newborn a "Fungledunk"?

by Beefaroni_Salesman August 21, 2023