Son: Mom, can we have Angel dust?
Mom: What? I got you Angle Pust yesterday, it's just as good as the real thing!
Mom: What? I got you Angle Pust yesterday, it's just as good as the real thing!
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 02, 2022

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 28, 2022

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.
by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 23, 2022

I giga-chad Overwatch 2 player brought to you by Blizzard's random name generator. Also, not at all related/affiliated with GayOgre.
Johnathan Assesment: I'm gonna fold kids like an omelet because I am a saucy Roadhog main-
GrayOgre: *Casually destroys Roadhog with mercy*
GrayOgre: *Casually destroys Roadhog with mercy*
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 02, 2022

A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.
Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
by Beefaroni_Salesman February 01, 2023

Kid: Can I jam the fork in the outlet?
Mother: What? No?
Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*
Mother: What? No?
Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022
