Beefaroni_Salesman's definitions

Angle Pust

The Goodwill discount bargain bin "Angel Dust" from the hit "show" Hazbin Hotel.

Son: Mom, can we have Angel dust?
Mom: What? I got you Angle Pust yesterday, it's just as good as the real thing!

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

GrayOgre

I giga-chad Overwatch 2 player brought to you by Blizzard's random name generator. Also, not at all related/affiliated with GayOgre.

Johnathan Assesment: I'm gonna fold kids like an omelet because I am a saucy Roadhog main-
GrayOgre: *Casually destroys Roadhog with mercy*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

GayOgre

A mere god amongst men and tards alike. Rumors have it that he is able to change reality it's self based on witty comedy.

John Exam: I enjoy breathing.
GayOgre: Stop it. *Erases John Exam from existence and time itself*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

Crunder

The underside of a crane, typically what the crane is carrying.

Grunk: Yo, what is that under the crane?
Cronkbopulease: Oh, crunder it is a shipping container.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022

No

No basically is a mean way of saying yes!

Kid: Can I jam the fork in the outlet?
Mother: What? No?

Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022

Coreyaphiliac

Someone who is sexually aroused to people named Corey.

Seth: I am so fucking aroused to people named Corey, I am what you would call a Coreyaphiliac
Corey: Send help please.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 14, 2022

Brett Caan

Brett Caan is from the Rick and Morty universe. A being of the meta, a man who's power is to retcon literally anything lest be put in a field of sports as that is the exact opposite of stories.

Rick: His name is Brett Caan, he has the power of making things always have been other things.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022