Beefaroni_Salesman's definitions

Tonecist

Someone who is a "racist" but to different tones of emoji's

Johnny: Dude, I fucking hate the Santa_Tone5 emoji
Mark: DUDE! TONECIST!

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 23, 2022

Ewetion

When you are given an erection whilst being soaked in water.

"Dammit, Janice gave me an erection while it was pouring yesterday."
"So, she gave you an ewetion."

by Beefaroni_Salesman October 31, 2022

Angle Pust

The Goodwill discount bargain bin "Angel Dust" from the hit "show" Hazbin Hotel.

Son: Mom, can we have Angel dust?
Mom: What? I got you Angle Pust yesterday, it's just as good as the real thing!

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

Forceful Rizz

When you rizz someone up just nonconsensual.

Big Chimichanga Man: Ooohh, check out that girl over there. I'm gonna use the forbidden rizz technique, THE FORCEFUL RIZZ!
Binklebingchillingman687: DAWG, THAT'S A 12 YEAR OLD-

by Beefaroni_Salesman March 17, 2023

Rhett Caan

This is from Rick and Morty. A man made of pure meta- wait.. this has been done before.

Rhett Caan: It is and always has been.. now.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022

Jombathan

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022

Fungledunk

A common insult used to describe someone lesser than you.

Jahwanamoe: Yo, wanna play Tetris: Effect for Oculus Quest 2, Xbox, Playstation and Nintendo Switch?
Bob.: ...No. Why would I play with you after you called my newborn a "Fungledunk"?

by Beefaroni_Salesman August 20, 2023