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In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.
It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.
jobs by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
Words you can keep
1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms
1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!
jobs by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004
Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.
"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me
jobs by Dave November 4, 2004
bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.
Jobs by Travis October 26, 2004
1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device
1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?
Jobs by Arianrhod2012 September 2, 2013
Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
Jobs by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

jobs a good'un 

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.
Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"
jobs a good'un by oracle March 12, 2004
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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