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Jimbonium 

A “Jimbonium” is a term or phrase that describes a factual comedy news headline. The headline usually contains numerous puns, crude references and occasionally taboo words. A Jimbonium is a relatively new term but was invented by Sir Jimbonium in December 2009.
Real life Jimboniums:

'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid

"MAN GETS WILLY STUCK IN PIPE"
Jimbonium by Dr Jimbonium January 10, 2010
Related Words
refering to leaving a place.
Lets jamboni out of here.
jamboni by Pen0r5027 November 7, 2007
something that is so huge its beyond jumbo sized.
Wow that chicks diamond is jumbonic, I'm surprised she can lift her hand up.
jumbonic by roomate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Jimbonium 

Jimbonium is the result of when semen and fecal matter mix. Usually a result of anal sex.
I have jimbonium alover my cock
Jimbonium by Jimboinum July 20, 2010
Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).
"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."
Jobonie by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005
Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to an entrepreneur).
"Honey, don't get mad...remember, you're dealing with a jobonie."
Jobonie by Mojo Mojowitz & S. McLean December 28, 2005