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Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.
Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.
Jombie by joeyblazed May 28, 2010
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the word Zombie pronounced by anyone who cant say the "Z" sound. Although in US not many may understand the term "Jombie" in Asia, the locals will only understand "Jombie" instead of Zombie.
(Term used mainly by F.O.B. Asians.)
Lude! There are hella jombies at the joo.
(Dude! There are hella zombies at the zoo.)
jombie by Rob Jombie October 14, 2006
Related Words
jombie Jombiezz Zerman Jombie Jomby jobbie Joobies joobie Jobie Jomie Jumbie
A very fast zombie. First created when watching 28 Days Later at 4 in the morning and mistaking Jim for a zombie.
See zombie
Rob turned around and shouted, "JOMBIES!"
jombie by Rob (Danger Man) May 13, 2005

Zerman Jombie 

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies
"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"
Zerman Jombie by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
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The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008
Jomie is a word you call your friends and family instead of homie.

Your friends are homie.
Your family is jomie.
Person 1: Wassup jomie?
Person 1's brother: Nuttin' much cuh
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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