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A MAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEART

BE LIKE JOBBIN'

jobbin' by RennPearl February 27, 2017

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jobbin'

a male who is really bored while at the computer and feels the urge to masterbate, and then discuss it later to his friends

dude i was chillen at home last night on the comp, and i was so bored i just started jobbin' it bra

jobbin' by rocco b February 23, 2008

Related Words

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jobbin'

"jobbin'" is the act of giving a rim job. It can also be used when referring to someone who is being a tool or sucking at life. Proper usage is similar to that of the term "chillin".

"Maya was really jobbin' when she was on the floor with her pants down and her head in the toilet on new year's."

"Did you see Nick throw up on that girl's couch, then on her sliding door and then on her kitchen floor? I can't believe we left him passed out in the snow in her backyard, he was alone just jobbin' with puke all over him."

jobbin' by Max Rizoots January 4, 2007

Hand Jobbin

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.

Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.

Hand Jobbin by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

Jubbin

When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.

"Man, I was jubbin so hard at that steakhouse last night I forgot to breathe."

Jubbin by Person_Without_aName December 13, 2022

Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

jabbin' the rattle

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.

So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...

jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026