blowjobbing
blowjobbing by Peniores January 20, 2011
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blowjobbing
To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.
Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
blowjobbing by gang_star2000 May 2, 2008
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blow-jobbing
An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
blow-jobbing by Gingerlee May 6, 2010
Blowjobligation
When a woman is morally obligated to give a blowjob.
Generally, this occurs if:
- The male has asked for a blowjob
- The male has allowed the female to spend time with him
- The male is horny
Generally, this occurs if:
- The male has asked for a blowjob
- The male has allowed the female to spend time with him
- The male is horny
male: "Ok, Jaimie, I have listened to your fucking story about your day, now you are BLOWJOBLIGATED to get on your knees and get to work."
female: "But... I don't want to..."
male: "you don't have a choice; it's your blowjobligation."
female: "oh, you're right. ok."
female: "But... I don't want to..."
male: "you don't have a choice; it's your blowjobligation."
female: "oh, you're right. ok."
Blowjobligation by Jarred Neuman December 5, 2011
Blowjobligation
Blowjobligation by Marshall_Bal November 2, 2008
blowjobing
blowjobing by aa_zz February 18, 2011
bowjobbin
When u r dating a bitch who's pussy is beat to death and even a good giant fisting wont do....u gotta resort to bowjobbin....similar to fistin. U insert elbow in beat up pussy repeatedly till that sloppy bitch finally feels sumthin! Good luck!
bowjobbin by Slynn Ramm June 1, 2017
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026