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faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.
ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies
jobbies by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006
Group of people who are devout fans of anything to do with Steve Jobs and Apple products.
Trekkies is to Star Trek as Jobbies is to Apple.

You want to go to a movie this weekend?
-No, I'm going to the apple convention to see their new products.
- Oh, hang with all the other Jobbies instead, then!
Jobbies by MT_Chair January 4, 2012

jobbies on toast 

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces
woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm
jobbies on toast by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010

Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021

one of them jobbies 

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.
I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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