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jobbin' by RennPearl February 27, 2017
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a male who is really bored while at the computer and feels the urge to masterbate, and then discuss it later to his friends
dude i was chillen at home last night on the comp, and i was so bored i just started jobbin' it bra
jobbin' by rocco b February 23, 2008
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"jobbin'" is the act of giving a rim job. It can also be used when referring to someone who is being a tool or sucking at life. Proper usage is similar to that of the term "chillin".
"Maya was really jobbin' when she was on the floor with her pants down and her head in the toilet on new year's."

"Did you see Nick throw up on that girl's couch, then on her sliding door and then on her kitchen floor? I can't believe we left him passed out in the snow in her backyard, he was alone just jobbin' with puke all over him."
jobbin' by Max Rizoots January 4, 2007

Hand Jobbin 

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.
Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.
Hand Jobbin by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009
When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.
"Man, I was jubbin so hard at that steakhouse last night I forgot to breathe."
Jubbin by Person_Without_aName December 13, 2022

jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011
Terms used to describe losing a wrestling match. When someone is booked to lose a match they are said to being "doing the job" or "putting over" their opponent.
Appolo was tired of jobbing in TNA, and he quit.
jobbing by Michael Nweze April 22, 2006
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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