Lap Dumpin

The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer

Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.

Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?

Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

Hand Jobbin

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.

Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009