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Infinidick
1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.
2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.
3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.
3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick
And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009
Related Words
Invinidi • Infinidickular • Infinidih • infinidiot • invincidih • invisidick • invisiditch • Infini-Dick
invisidick
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008
Infinidickular
Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time
Kevin:Yep.
Ryan: How'd you do that?
Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.
Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?
Kevin: Yessir
Kevin:Yep.
Ryan: How'd you do that?
Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.
Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?
Kevin: Yessir
Infinidickular by doublekz January 12, 2009
infinidiot
infinidiot by aztec3000 May 20, 2017
invisiditch
Salmonerd: r u coming to my cowboy birth day party?
fakeperson0:oh srri i g2g.
fakeperson0 signed off
salmonerd: he invisiditched me
fakeperson0:oh srri i g2g.
fakeperson0 signed off
salmonerd: he invisiditched me
invisiditch by Codedemon23 October 16, 2008
invincidih
invincidih by objectshowzz March 16, 2025
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