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Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.
Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

Infinidickular 

to have an infinite amount of dicks
Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time

Kevin:Yep.

Ryan: How'd you do that?

Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.

Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?

Kevin: Yessir
Infinidickular by doublekz January 12, 2009

infinidiot 

somebody with an unbelievably low i.q.
Remember Cousin Eddie from those 'Vacation' movies? Yeah, bro, what an infinidiot!
infinidiot by aztec3000 May 20, 2017

invisiditch 

when someone on aim says they are leaving but they just go in invisible mode to avoid some one
Salmonerd: r u coming to my cowboy birth day party?

fakeperson0:oh srri i g2g.

fakeperson0 signed off

salmonerd: he invisiditched me
invisiditch by Codedemon23 October 16, 2008

invincidih 

mark grayson (invincible)’s meat that he gives eve and wakes up oliver with
mark: “eve take this invincidih”
thragg’s barber:
invincidih by objectshowzz March 16, 2025