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The ultimate cosmic power of infinity combined with dih. Exquisite use of calculus to demonstrate the infinidih
The limit of the function as x approaches infinity is infinidih, not DNE

The amount of aura of the infinidih is so immense that it isn’t comprehensible to the human mind
Infinidih by infinidih+c July 8, 2026
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Infiniphile 

1. Someone who is attracted to all people
2. A primary attraction to the human soul
Translates into "Infinite Lover"
I'm an infiniphile, I love all humans.
Infiniphile by Atrocity420 June 28, 2021

infinitillion 

A number so large, it can only be described as a 1 followed by an infinite line of zeros. Since it is an infinitely large number, some would argue that it is in fact infinity, but infinity is an abstract concept that cannot be defined as even or odd, while infinitillion is very much even because it can be divided by 2 an infinite amount of times and remain an integer.
You may wish for a gazillion dollars, but I wish for one infinitillion dollars
infinitillion by Anonumerical December 4, 2020

Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

infiniwipe 

when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete
I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack
infiniwipe by natlab March 11, 2009

infiniwin 

Infiniwin is when something is so win, so epic that it'll be win in infinity.
- Damn, the pyramids are freaking epic win.
- Dude, they're infiniwin!
infiniwin by niclas.bergstrom August 5, 2009

infinititties 

Exceptionally large breasts. Customarily spoken as a compliment and in awe in description of a woman only to one's buddies, not to the woman's face - unless you, and she, are completely ghetto.
Damn, that girl got infinititties! Stretching that bikini top to the limit!
infinititties by motifxf8 August 8, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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