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Invisibitch 

1. A person who maintains the facade of being amicable while, in reality, he or she is secretly a bitch.

"Yeah, she acts all nice when her family is around. Just wait until you are alone with her--she's a real invisibitch."
Invisibitch by Frunobulax1221 September 17, 2007
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Invisibitch 

The complete opposite of invisibait. Instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, Invisibitches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn't message them first. They usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)
IM to Douchebag227: Hey man you there?
IM to NormalPerson: Yeah I'm just invisible.
IM to Douchebag227: Why you gotta be such an invisibitch?
IM to NormalPerson: I'm playing madden man...
IM to Douchebag227: Douchebag...
Invisibitch by iillilil May 19, 2009

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.
Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

invisibitch 

A player on Halo 1,2 or 3 whom over uses the active camo.
Stevie:What the fuck, I just died for no reason!
Rob: Nah man, that invisibitch got you.
invisibitch by Stevie Myers October 20, 2007

invisabitch 

someone who still annoys you when they are invisible
someguy07: finally, she's gone
invisabitch: wat? u mean i cant tell u how i feel about my life,
all u do is sit there on ur damn computer and watch porn
someguy07:so, damnit lindsay stop being a invisabitch

invisabitch: u mean stop being "an" invisabitch
someguy07: yeah we're through
invisabitch by njman August 21, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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