Beany was Beanying all night...
by McGingeDale March 16, 2020
by danielbeanhead July 14, 2011
A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 02, 2018
The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011
Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
by margaret June 06, 2004
A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
by Lynchy1993 May 08, 2011