Infinidick

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1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm

Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny

Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

Infini-Dick

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.

Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.

Infini-Dick by infinidick March 24, 2009

Related Words

Infinidickular • Infini-Dick • Infantdickalitis • Infinidih • infinidiot • Infinifuck • Infinitic • infiniticy • invisidick • Scronkik infinitricky

infiniticy

prounoun
The condition of being infinite, i.e the property of that which does not end.

Art is the infiniticy of choices.
Bob doesn't have any infiniticy to offer.

infiniticy by Debbie and Izzy June 13, 2007

invisidick

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.

Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(

invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

Infinidickular

to have an infinite amount of dicks

Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time

Kevin:Yep.

Ryan: How'd you do that?

Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.

Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?

Kevin: Yessir

Infinidickular by doublekz January 12, 2009

infinidiot

somebody with an unbelievably low i.q.

Remember Cousin Eddie from those 'Vacation' movies? Yeah, bro, what an infinidiot!

infinidiot by aztec3000 May 20, 2017

Infinitic

A being that experiences infinity every moment.

Only Kenneth David Edgar Anderson lives inside the infinitic universe.

Infinitic by Hellsprung February 27, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026