Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm

Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny

Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

Infini-Dick 

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.

Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.

Infini-Dick by infinidick March 24, 2009

infiniticy 

prounoun
The condition of being infinite, i.e the property of that which does not end.

Art is the infiniticy of choices.
Bob doesn't have any infiniticy to offer.

infiniticy by Debbie and Izzy June 13, 2007

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.

Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(

invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

Infinidickular 

to have an infinite amount of dicks

Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time

Kevin:Yep.

Ryan: How'd you do that?

Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.

Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?

Kevin: Yessir

Infinidickular by doublekz January 12, 2009

infinidiot 

somebody with an unbelievably low i.q.

Remember Cousin Eddie from those 'Vacation' movies? Yeah, bro, what an infinidiot!

infinidiot by aztec3000 May 20, 2017

Infinitic 

A being that experiences infinity every moment.

Only Kenneth David Edgar Anderson lives inside the infinitic universe.

Infinitic by Hellsprung February 27, 2018