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infinidiot 

somebody with an unbelievably low i.q.
Remember Cousin Eddie from those 'Vacation' movies? Yeah, bro, what an infinidiot!
infinidiot by aztec3000 May 20, 2017
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Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

infinititties 

Exceptionally large breasts. Customarily spoken as a compliment and in awe in description of a woman only to one's buddies, not to the woman's face - unless you, and she, are completely ghetto.
Damn, that girl got infinititties! Stretching that bikini top to the limit!
infinititties by motifxf8 August 8, 2008

infinition 

infinition (definition + infinitity) Ð an infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.
Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to in-finition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone. For example, Jacques Derrida never defines his method of deconstruction but only infines it in numerous passages. Infinition is for the humanities what for mathematics is a transcendental number with its "infinite decimal expansion" expressed by a non-periodic decimal fraction: an endless approximation to and escape from a discrete definition.
infinition by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

individiot

A person who claims the right to be in public, not keeping a safe “social distance,” in order to take care of personal, trivial business (e.g., shopping for a lampshade) in the middle of a dangerous pandemic
When asked why he was browsing in the housewares aisle at Home Depot in late March 2020, the rugged individiot said, “because I want to.”
individiot by Elena Mancini April 21, 2020

infinition 


infinition (definition + infinitity) Ð an infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.
Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to in-finition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone.
infinition by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Infinidox 

1: Infinite and Paradox combined.
2: an Infinite Paradox.
3: Used to describe an infinite paradox.
Infinidox: I programmed a robot to program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself

Guy: holy fuck
Infinidox by Danku Memeu November 16, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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