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Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

infinititties 

Exceptionally large breasts. Customarily spoken as a compliment and in awe in description of a woman only to one's buddies, not to the woman's face - unless you, and she, are completely ghetto.
Damn, that girl got infinititties! Stretching that bikini top to the limit!
infinititties by motifxf8 August 8, 2008

infinition 

infinition (definition + infinitity) Ð an infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.
Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to in-finition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone. For example, Jacques Derrida never defines his method of deconstruction but only infines it in numerous passages. Infinition is for the humanities what for mathematics is a transcendental number with its "infinite decimal expansion" expressed by a non-periodic decimal fraction: an endless approximation to and escape from a discrete definition.
infinition by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

individiot

A person who claims the right to be in public, not keeping a safe “social distance,” in order to take care of personal, trivial business (e.g., shopping for a lampshade) in the middle of a dangerous pandemic
When asked why he was browsing in the housewares aisle at Home Depot in late March 2020, the rugged individiot said, “because I want to.”
individiot by Elena Mancini April 21, 2020

infinition 

infinition (definition + infinitity) Ð an infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.
Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to in-finition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone.
infinition by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Infinidox 

1: Infinite and Paradox combined.
2: an Infinite Paradox.
3: Used to describe an infinite paradox.
Infinidox: I programmed a robot to program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself

Guy: holy fuck
Infinidox by Danku Memeu November 16, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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