invisidick
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008
Words you can keep
Infinidick
1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.
2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.
3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.
3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick
And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009
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invisicock
A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.
This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.
invisicock by Phlegatu May 10, 2005
Invisijacking
The super power that allows you to become invisible for a set amount of time proportional to how much sperm is ejaculated.
Invisijacking by VLSkoot March 25, 2020
Invisidyke
Joan - Whoa, that's not a little boy that's a Invisidyke!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!
Invisidyke by Dennisaurus July 19, 2009
invisidonk
If it weren't for that invisidonk, we would have gone out on a second date.
Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.
Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.
invisidonk by Upchuck July 12, 2013
Infinidickular
Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time
Kevin:Yep.
Ryan: How'd you do that?
Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.
Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?
Kevin: Yessir
Kevin:Yep.
Ryan: How'd you do that?
Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.
Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?
Kevin: Yessir
Infinidickular by doublekz January 12, 2009
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