invisidick

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.

Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(

by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm

Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny

by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

invisicock

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.

This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.

by Phlegatu May 10, 2005

Invisijacking

The super power that allows you to become invisible for a set amount of time proportional to how much sperm is ejaculated.

"alright, I'll start invisijacking in the bathroom really fast, then we'll steal all the thimbles"

by VLSkoot March 25, 2020

Invisidyke

a lesbian that blends in and is not easily seen usually, looks like a little boy.

Joan - Whoa, that's not a little boy that's a Invisidyke!
Dennis - I didn't even see her. It's like their chameleons!

by Dennisaurus July 19, 2009

invisidonk

Severely lacking booty. Without donk. No butt. A non-existent ass.

If it weren't for that invisidonk, we would have gone out on a second date.

Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.

by Upchuck July 12, 2013

Infinidickular

to have an infinite amount of dicks

Ryan: Dude, all those chicks just told me how you satisfied them all at the same time

Kevin:Yep.

Ryan: How'd you do that?

Kevin: I'm Infinidickular.

Ryan: You mean you have more than one dick?

Kevin: Yessir

by doublekz January 12, 2009