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" i want to work at Instaboost Media."
Instaboost by disco99 May 4, 2021
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Instablast 

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
Instablast by joshuaware January 25, 2016

instabust 

Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?

Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.

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*As you pass a hot girl*

Dude: Instabust!
instabust by SpicyKB October 20, 2007

instaghosted

when a Tinder match instantly deletes you
Diane was pissed after hunky Charley matched with her on Tinder only to find he was gone. “that cunt instaghosted me!” she yelled to her roommate
instaghosted by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2020

Instablista 

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.
*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!
Instablista by TayNation July 11, 2010

instabook 

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram
1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that
instabook by Greyham June 15, 2013

Instamoist 

When women and male feminists genitals get instantly lubricated by precum or lady juice the moment they are excited by something i.e. 50 Shades of Gray, One Direction, Feminist Frequency.
John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.
Instamoist by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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