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instapost 

Publication made at the moment, and can be either a photo or a normal publication, as long as it is done at the exact moment that the occasion is happening.
Look, this actor just did an "instapost" about his new movie.
I like your "instapost" about your book.
How intriguing his "instapost" about that new movie
instapost by MKSavior June 22, 2018
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Instastuck 

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
Instastuck by Hipmomma January 23, 2023

Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Instastalking by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014

Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?
Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.
attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.
instapissed by atver28 September 7, 2011

instabust 

Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?

Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.

************************************

*As you pass a hot girl*

Dude: Instabust!
instabust by SpicyKB October 20, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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