Instabort
Instabort by iEatDonuts May 18, 2018
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Instafart
We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.
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instaboner
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005
Instapoet
Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
Instacart
A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.
InstaBitch
A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
Instabation
The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
Instabation by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014