Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
by SpicyKB October 20, 2007
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The inability to get off of Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
by Hipmomma January 23, 2023
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Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
Get the Instastalking mug.Person 1: "hey check it out, a t-shirt with a lion riding a flying manta ray, just $10 today only"
Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"
Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"
by swissarmyshark June 29, 2011
Get the instabuy mug.A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
Get the Instacunt mug.A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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