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Instamoist 

When women and male feminists genitals get instantly lubricated by precum or lady juice the moment they are excited by something i.e. 50 Shades of Gray, One Direction, Feminist Frequency.
John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.
Instamoist by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015
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Instablista 

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.
*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!
Instablista by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instaboost 

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.
" i want to work at Instaboost Media."
Instaboost by disco99 May 4, 2021

Instafist 

Throwing a punch without thinking, it hits the person almost instantly after you throw it
Hey guys cut it out, your bugging the shit out of me
If you dont stop im gonna hit you with an instafist
Instafist by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

Instamosity 

NOUN
Basically the idea that Instagram creates a lot of animosity in our real lives.
Can be used with other social media’s as well, but keeps the insta root/prefix.

Animosity is strong hostility.

All credit to Sean Kilny and Taylor Strecker.
“He never posts me on his insta, that hoe’s just got me filed with instamosity”
Instamosity by DomniChan June 3, 2018

instapost 

Publication made at the moment, and can be either a photo or a normal publication, as long as it is done at the exact moment that the occasion is happening.
Look, this actor just did an "instapost" about his new movie.
I like your "instapost" about your book.
How intriguing his "instapost" about that new movie
instapost by MKSavior June 22, 2018

Instaposta 

Someone who poses outside fancy hotels, restaurants or bars to promote a fake lifestyle, but isn’t actually a customer.
Jock “oh look Nick went to that fancy new restaurant”
Max “nah mate, he just took a photo outside to make it look like he has”

Jock “oh no Nicks an Instaposta!”
Instaposta by TheBGF January 19, 2025
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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