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Instamoist 

When women and male feminists genitals get instantly lubricated by precum or lady juice the moment they are excited by something i.e. 50 Shades of Gray, One Direction, Feminist Frequency.
John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.
Instamoist by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015
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Instablista 

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.
*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!
Instablista by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instaboost 

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.
" i want to work at Instaboost Media."
Instaboost by disco99 May 4, 2021

Instafist 

Throwing a punch without thinking, it hits the person almost instantly after you throw it
Hey guys cut it out, your bugging the shit out of me
If you dont stop im gonna hit you with an instafist
Instafist by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

Instamosity 

NOUN
Basically the idea that Instagram creates a lot of animosity in our real lives.
Can be used with other social media’s as well, but keeps the insta root/prefix.

Animosity is strong hostility.

All credit to Sean Kilny and Taylor Strecker.
“He never posts me on his insta, that hoe’s just got me filed with instamosity”
Instamosity by DomniChan June 3, 2018

instapost 

Publication made at the moment, and can be either a photo or a normal publication, as long as it is done at the exact moment that the occasion is happening.
Look, this actor just did an "instapost" about his new movie.
I like your "instapost" about your book.
How intriguing his "instapost" about that new movie
instapost by MKSavior June 22, 2018

Instaposta 

Someone who poses outside fancy hotels, restaurants or bars to promote a fake lifestyle, but isn’t actually a customer.
Jock “oh look Nick went to that fancy new restaurant
Max “nah mate, he just took a photo outside to make it look like he has”

Jock “oh no Nicks an Instaposta!”
Instaposta by TheBGF January 19, 2025