Infirmo

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.

I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Infirmus

The phrase centurion yells when he is about to utterly clap your pathetic ass and pin you to the fucking floor with a 35 damage stab

Warden: time to shoulder bash again
Centurion: INCREDIBILIS
Warden: fuck
Centurion: INFIRMUS

by ArcticFlame December 6, 2019

infirmity

a state of being weak or ill over a long period of time, especially one caused by old age

Infirmity-infirmities of old age

by Tanker2004 July 17, 2019

Infirmary

A place where u go buy weed snacks!

Kevin: Hey Kelli I’m Having A Great Time In Vegas!
Kelli:Don’t forget to grab those edibles from the Infirmary!

by Heysuess Christ June 12, 2018

infirmicide

Webster Dictionary defines 'infirm' as - "of poor or deteriorated vitality; especially : feeble from age"

Infirmicide is the deliberate denial of health care for the feeble, for the impoverished, the elderly and disabled.

Donald Trump and most Republican members of the current Congress have attempted to legislate infirmicide of millions of Americans. Two courageous female Republican Senators blocked their latest attempt.

by understandinglife July 28, 2017

premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

Informology

Information technology. (IT)

Don't worry PCs always crash, I'll need to pass you on to the informology department.

by Richard Salmon July 29, 2007