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A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.
I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.
Infirmo by ud40 February 24, 2005
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The phrase centurion yells when he is about to utterly clap your pathetic ass and pin you to the fucking floor with a 35 damage stab
Warden: time to shoulder bash again
Centurion: INCREDIBILIS
Warden: fuck
Centurion: INFIRMUS
Infirmus by ArcticFlame December 6, 2019

infirmity 

a state of being weak or ill over a long period of time, especially one caused by old age
Infirmity-infirmities of old age
infirmity by Tanker2004 July 17, 2019

Infirmary 

A place where u go buy weed snacks!
Kevin: Hey Kelli I’m Having A Great Time In Vegas!
Kelli:Don’t forget to grab those edibles from the Infirmary!
Infirmary by Heysuess Christ June 12, 2018

infirmicide 

Webster Dictionary defines 'infirm' as - "of poor or deteriorated vitality; especially : feeble from age"

Infirmicide is the deliberate denial of health care for the feeble, for the impoverished, the elderly and disabled.
Donald Trump and most Republican members of the current Congress have attempted to legislate infirmicide of millions of Americans. Two courageous female Republican Senators blocked their latest attempt.

premeditated infirmary 

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
premeditated infirmary by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

Informology 

Don't worry PCs always crash, I'll need to pass you on to the informology department.
Informology by Richard Salmon July 29, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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