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infirmity 

a state of being weak or ill over a long period of time, especially one caused by old age
Infirmity-infirmities of old age
infirmity by Tanker2004 July 17, 2019
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infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

Sk8 The Infinity

Sk8 The Infinity is basically free therapy every Saturday. This helps us in life because all of our problems are ADAMS fault.
Miya: Yo! Did you watch the latest Sk8 The Infinity episode??

Shadow: Yeah! But you gotta watch out for the episode 9 curse.

(I’ll be Praying for us)

infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
infinity gene pool by Getthelintout January 21, 2023

To infinity and Beyond! 

Infinity War 

The single-most sad movie in the MCU. You will cry, your father will cry, and that 19yr old dude sitting next to you will cry. It ruins your hopes and dreams at the start, in the middle, and at the end. It will also make you either have PTSD of the color purple or will make you want to fuck Thanos.
Bro, I just saw Avengers: Infinity War, and it ruined me.

Infinity wipe 

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.
After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".
Infinity wipe by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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