The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing
, pretending to vomit
) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool
Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."