Impussy
Impussy by SquigglyHoblet May 23, 2022
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Sussy impussy
Sussy impussy by WizardFrogge February 8, 2022
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Impussy • impussyble • Sussy impussy • Impussible • Imbussy • iPussy • Impussability • impussable • impusstor • im a pussy
impussyble
adj. - a woman that in no conceivable way would have sex with the other parties at hand. Out of his league, untouchable or "only in your dreams". Only used when no one present has any realistic and/or legal means of penetrating the pussy of the subject, direct object or indirect object which the adjective refers to. (In a grammatical sense; this does not imply that women are subjects or objects.) May also refer to a hook up that no one believes and is totally unverifiable.
Other spellings: impussable, impussible, im-fucking-pussyble.
Other spellings: impussable, impussible, im-fucking-pussyble.
Jessica Alba is impussyble!
A: Dude I hooked up with that cheerleader after our World of Warcraft session last night.
B: Impussyble!
A: Dude I hooked up with that cheerleader after our World of Warcraft session last night.
B: Impussyble!
impussyble by Mission Impussyble April 10, 2007
Impussible
He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!
Impussible by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011
impusstor
impussable
A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.
1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."
2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."
2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
impussable by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009
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