Impussy

When a guys gouch folds in on itself and winds up looking like a vagina

I thought I got sent a pussy pic but upon further inspection, I realised it was an impussy

by SquigglyHoblet May 23, 2022

Sussy impussy

Noun

The ussyficated version of "Sussy Impostor".

Person 1: What the hell bro, that was very sus
Person 2: No, it was sussy impussy

by WizardFrogge February 8, 2022

impussyble

adj. - a woman that in no conceivable way would have sex with the other parties at hand. Out of his league, untouchable or "only in your dreams". Only used when no one present has any realistic and/or legal means of penetrating the pussy of the subject, direct object or indirect object which the adjective refers to. (In a grammatical sense; this does not imply that women are subjects or objects.) May also refer to a hook up that no one believes and is totally unverifiable.
Other spellings: impussable, impussible, im-fucking-pussyble.

Jessica Alba is impussyble!

A: Dude I hooked up with that cheerleader after our World of Warcraft session last night.
B: Impussyble!

by Mission Impussyble April 10, 2007

iPussy

A referance to the Porn one has on their iPod

"Yo Niger, check out my iPussy!"

by halt3862 March 22, 2008

Impussible

The inability or impossibility of a straight man to get into a gay woman's pants.

He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!

by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011

impusstor

A fake pussy.

Jennie: Can you rub and fist my pussy?
Jack: That’s actually an impusstor pussy.

by gregben June 10, 2021

impussable

A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.

1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."

2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."

by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009