Impussability
Impussability by Cloak of impussability December 25, 2020
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impossibility
This definition having all thumbs-up is an impossibility.
impossibility by sebastiancee November 15, 2007
levels of impossibility
I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.
levels of impossibility by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011
True Impossibility Paradox
The True Impossibility Paradox is where something that is 100% impossible in an infinite amount of time in and a infinite number of universes somehow manages to exist or happen.
normally when you think of something having a 0.0% chance of happening or existing when it does happen or exist it means it's not actually a 0.0% chance of happening, but the paradox arises when that thing with 0.0% chance happens it still stays a 0.0% chance of happening. in the real world nothing is truly 100% impossible, if something happens or exists it never was truly 100% impossible, but in this specific scenario even though it did happen or exist it is still 100% impossible, this defying logic which creates the True Impossibility Paradox
normally when you think of something having a 0.0% chance of happening or existing when it does happen or exist it means it's not actually a 0.0% chance of happening, but the paradox arises when that thing with 0.0% chance happens it still stays a 0.0% chance of happening. in the real world nothing is truly 100% impossible, if something happens or exists it never was truly 100% impossible, but in this specific scenario even though it did happen or exist it is still 100% impossible, this defying logic which creates the True Impossibility Paradox
"The appearance of a signal from a dead universe was a True Impossibility Paradox; it wasn't just unlikely, it was mathematically forbidden, yet there it was."
True Impossibility Paradox by Moondust Aeon April 2, 2026
Masnick's Impossibility Theorem
"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.
Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.
Masnick's Impossibility Theorem by nmslanon January 4, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026