HumbleWhore

A person who tries to subtly humiliate someone by showing examples of others being overly humble in benign situations and saying they love that behaviour, hinting to the person being humiliated that they should be humble like them if they have the balls.

Like a crack whore who loves crack, HumbleWhore loves humble people who are just humblebrags, for the sole purpose of showing others they should be like them.

Aunt(in front of my mom and dad) : Your cousin is such a good person. After his father died I and his sister went shopping with him, her sister wanted to buy a kilo of tea but he stopped her, and said "we don't need that much" and bought only half. Such a humble boy.

My Brain : Oh yeah? Did he also sell the 4 storey house his dad left him and gave the money to save the children foundation? Or is he just giving you the old in and out after your husband walked out on you... YOU HUMBLEWHORE!

by Hunglikemitchmconell January 22, 2021

Dumblewhore

A particularly old man with an unquenchable thirst for bitches

:Did you see that geezer on the beach with the speedo?
:Oh ya, that dumblewhore was getting some bids

by Axlle Spy June 2, 2011

Dumblewhore

Basically another name for Albus Dumbledore, the iconic headmaster of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
This name is given due to his sassy, iconic and bad ass qualities and his weakness for fuckbois and bad taste in men.

Minerva: It’s such a shame, Gellert broke Albus’ heart!
Severus: Dumblewhore? Well I’m not surprised.
Minerva: Ikr, our queen deserves better.

by Yeahnoshit January 20, 2022

Humblehort

a Humblehort is a kinda quirky boy who loves games such as Minecraft and Undertale. Humblehorts can only be seen rarely roaming the lands of Southeastern North America and West Europe. Humblehorts love the taste of cheese, beer, and onions, if you want a Humblehort for yourself, you need to use one of these items to gain it's trust. There is a very popular Humblehort, also known as Tyler Blevins, who is known by many 4-8 year-olds from around the world. Humblehorts come in a big variety, though they mostly wear eye-patches from scars during mating season and beards they usually acquire at the age of 15, they can be seen with short hair, or even no hair as there is no use for it to attract gamers from around the world. Humblehorts are creatures that are drawn to battles, every war/battle has had at least one Humblehort, including the Civil War, and the French-Indian War. If you encounter a wild Humblehort, make sure to praise it because of it's contribution in society.

That guy is a Humblehort because of the way he is obsessed with the war...
That Humblehort sure is quirky and funny

by Dr. Edward Gneumhjort October 10, 2019

dumblewhore

To be Harry Potter and allow yourself to be fornicated by your superior wizard once a week.

Man, you just got dumblewhored.

by Mattrickulated January 9, 2008

Dumblewhore

A fluzzie, preferably female who loves anything and everything Harry Potter related.

Did you hear about what amanda did after she saw HP7?
Yea dude, she's such a Dumblewhore

by gorbachev93 July 28, 2011

Humblehoe

A humblehoe is someone who posts something for attention then pretends to be humble about compliments while they are also bragging about something else.

Humblehoe: *posts selfie* "Just hanging out at the beach.

Person: "you look so pretty I love your bathing suit. 😍"
Humblehoe: "thanks it's my cheep one. I just bought one from Prada. But I can't find it. 😂 So clumsy."

by Sinkhole_Survivor June 19, 2017