Humblehoe

A humblehoe is someone who posts something for attention then pretends to be humble about compliments while they are also bragging about something else.

Humblehoe: *posts selfie* "Just hanging out at the beach.

Person: "you look so pretty I love your bathing suit. 😍"
Humblehoe: "thanks it's my cheep one. I just bought one from Prada. But I can't find it. 😂 So clumsy."

by Sinkhole_Survivor June 19, 2017

humblehug

To shake one’s hand whilst touChing identical shoulders and with the other hand to touch the top of the back. Almost a chest-bumP while shakinG hands. Half a handshake, half a hug.

Our friendship is not black and white, but rather GREY. I’m friendly with him, but not going to full on hug him, so I humblehugged him.

by JustATim February 2, 2018

Humblebee

A person (typically an artist) who is so humble they won't even accept compliments. They will often brush off any praise they get and say they opposite.

Person 1: Wow! Your art is absolutely incredible!
Person 2: No it's not, it's awful, stop lying.
Person 1: I'm not lying, it's true!
Person 2: Yes you are, my art sucks.
Person 1: Stop being such a Humblebee

by SinnyDayInHell October 9, 2017

Humblehort

a Humblehort is a kinda quirky boy who loves games such as Minecraft and Undertale. Humblehorts can only be seen rarely roaming the lands of Southeastern North America and West Europe. Humblehorts love the taste of cheese, beer, and onions, if you want a Humblehort for yourself, you need to use one of these items to gain it's trust. There is a very popular Humblehort, also known as Tyler Blevins, who is known by many 4-8 year-olds from around the world. Humblehorts come in a big variety, though they mostly wear eye-patches from scars during mating season and beards they usually acquire at the age of 15, they can be seen with short hair, or even no hair as there is no use for it to attract gamers from around the world. Humblehorts are creatures that are drawn to battles, every war/battle has had at least one Humblehort, including the Civil War, and the French-Indian War. If you encounter a wild Humblehort, make sure to praise it because of it's contribution in society.

That guy is a Humblehort because of the way he is obsessed with the war...
That Humblehort sure is quirky and funny

by Dr. Edward Gneumhjort October 10, 2019

humblejeeblebum

A precision sport, which involves expelling faeces from one's anus at unsuspecting arabs. It's expected to be done from at least the 6th floor of a building.

The sport of humblejeeblebum also has a ranking system.
Obviously due to the difficulty of the task, the figures below are for total hits within one year.

0 Feeblejeeblebum
1 - 3 Heeblejeeblebum
4 - 7 Evilknieveljeeblebum
8 - 12 Legaleaglejeeblebum
12 - 20 Regalseagulljeeblebum
20+ Grandmassturd

"Wow, what a humblejeeblebum. Some day I shall take up this sport, and reach the rank of Grandmassturd as my father did before he was killed by death, and inspired mötorhead to write the song 'killed by death' "

by Bruce McGoose December 9, 2008

Humblecock

hum-ble-cock / h^m bel kok/ n. 1 a quietly confident individual who does not brag or otherwise flaunt his successes 2 one who chooses to forgo arrogance in favor of modesty

A Humblecock would be an individual, both male and female, that has been successful in their walk of life but chooses not to flaunt it, brag about it or put on displays or arrogance. This could be in professional sports, business, entertainment or any other celebrity. He or she portrays it in a subtle, not obnoxious, way. The cock portion of humble is because they could be the leader in their group, sport, business or life.
(www.humblecock.com)

by Humblecock1 October 14, 2009

humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.

"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"

by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014