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Dumblewhore

A particularly old man with an unquenchable thirst for bitches
:Did you see that geezer on the beach with the speedo?
:Oh ya, that dumblewhore was getting some bids
by Axlle Spy June 2, 2011
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Dumblewhore

Basically another name for Albus Dumbledore, the iconic headmaster of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
This name is given due to his sassy, iconic and bad ass qualities and his weakness for fuckbois and bad taste in men.
Minerva: It’s such a shame, Gellert broke Albus’ heart!
Severus: Dumblewhore? Well I’m not surprised.
Minerva: Ikr, our queen deserves better.
by Yeahnoshit January 20, 2022
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dumblewhore

To be Harry Potter and allow yourself to be fornicated by your superior wizard once a week.
Man, you just got dumblewhored.
by Mattrickulated January 9, 2008
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Dumblewhore

A fluzzie, preferably female who loves anything and everything Harry Potter related.
Did you hear about what amanda did after she saw HP7?
Yea dude, she's such a Dumblewhore
by gorbachev93 July 28, 2011
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Dumbledored'd

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd
Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd
by The Reaper February 19, 2006
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."
by redeft April 25, 2008
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Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.
<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!
by Chris337 October 16, 2005
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