Hogwarts

Where I go to school.

I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.

by i'mnotcertain May 8, 2011

Hogwarts

HOME.

Dobby: Harry Potter must say he is not going back to school.

Harry: "I can't! Hogwarts is my home!!"

by I eat fakes, and shit truth August 6, 2011

Hogwarts

the best wizarding school in the world. But not the best wizarding school in the galaxy. the best wizarding school in the galaxy is Pigfarts

gotta get back to hogwarts!
Gotta get back to school!
gottta get back to hogwarts!
'cos everybody knows I am cool.
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts
It's all that I love and it's all that I need at hogwarts Hogwarts!

by Professional Nargle Stunwitch August 23, 2011

Hogwarts

A girl who is not quite a 10/10 she is a 9 and 3/4

"If he wants to chase after a 3, he doesn't deserve a Hogwarts."

by Secret-Slut June 2, 2016

Hogwarts

Magical school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Placed in England. The safest place in the world.
There are 4 houses: Rawenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Slytherin.

We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

by the_Sonya October 10, 2005

Hogwarts

a school for wizarding students

I am still waiting for my Hogwarts letter.

by weirdnerdyfangirl August 4, 2018

Hogwarts

A sexually transmitted disease causing boils on your penis that you get from buttfucking a fat hooker while watching Harry Potter.

I can't believe that hooker gave me Hogwarts!

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017