Hophy 

noun, pl. hophies

A trophy ho. Like a trophy wife, except she's a ho and you're not married.

Russ: That girl Alyssa is so fucking sexy.
Nick: Back off bro, she's mine.
Russ: No she's not, dude. You guys aren't married.
Nick: No but she's my hophy.
Alyssa: It's okay Nick we can have a threesome.

Hophy by Zrizt October 5, 2017

hyphy mud

A homemade pre workout energy drink made popular by actor and body builder Kali Muscle. Mud stands for "make u dangerous" He and others developed the drink while incarcerated. It consists of 1-3 teaspoons of instant coffee and a few ounces of pepsi or your own preference of caffeinated beverage. Although simple it is quite effective.

You see that fizz?! Thats that hyphy mud!

hyphy mud by barlife June 21, 2013

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Hyphy Theory 

A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.

Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.

Hyphy Theory by NightWalker21 August 9, 2018

HYPHY 

Main Entry: hyphy
Pronunciation: "HIGH-fee"
Function: adjective

Etymology: Etymology: San Francisco Bay Area, shortened perhaps from English dialect "hyperactive"; other sources cite a combination of "hype" and "fly." Popularized by E-40 and the Federation's song "Hyphy" (2004); first known use on record by Keak Da Sneak in 1998 (on "Cool," from his LP Sneakacidle).
1 : dangerous and irrational: CRAZY;
2 : amusingly eccentric; without inhibition: GOOFY

"They were getting hyphy up in the club Saturday night."

HYPHY by j`ril May 18, 2005

hoPhone

A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.

"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."

hoPhone by magsdesign November 30, 2011

Hopey

Hopey: The opposite of worrying.
Remaining hopeful; so as to not hold fear, anxiety or worry.

"Don't worry, be hopey"
~Ajahn Brahm

Even though his jokes are really bad, we all remain -hopey- that Ajahn Brahm will continue to produce such clever wit.

Hopey by Playtard February 1, 2013