hoPhone

A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.

"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."

by magsdesign November 30, 2011

hiphone

Chinese failed attempt to clone Apple´s iPhone. It supports 2 sim cards, expansion slot for microSD and external rechargeable batteries.

It´s cheapear than an iPhone, lacking features like quality Apps, E-Mail, Instant Messenger an so on.

Bob: Hey look my new hiphone it´s like an iPhone!!!

Rob: Rly?, does it have Youtube?

Bob: no

Rob: E-Mail?

Bob: no

Rob: Super Monkey Ball, Need for Speed, Metal Gear, etc?

Bob: no

Bob starts to cry and throw his hiphone away.

by Phantom_Xtreme June 22, 2009

Ho Phone

A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.

Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.

by Subliminalkid920 April 21, 2010

ho phone

A pay as you phone used for girlfriends so your wife or girlfriend does not find out by looking at your normal phone or phone bill.

Tiger Woods should have used a ho phone so his wife would have not found out about his mistress.

by Jsmith8238 December 21, 2009

Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)

Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you

by @theosus September 10, 2009

hPhone

The hPhone is the best phone as it was made by Francis Hayes

Francis Hayes invents the hPhone
‘h’ says Francis Hayes after inventing the hPhone
We cut off the stinky Italians and advance to Genoa- hPhone

by totallynotzeno July 29, 2018

Hothoneybun

You take shit honeybun shape wait for it to cool off and solidify then you microwave it for 67sec then slap someone in the face with it

I just pranked Jake with a hothoneybun, it’s gonna take a while to clean up.

by Jakefromjersy November 17, 2025