Zrizt's definitions

Mern

"Me right now" (also 'me rn') used in conjunction with a picture, gif, or video of an expression, activity, etc. that mimics what you are currently doing, feeling, etc.

Samantha: I'm so tired. I just had sex.
Samantha: D:
Josh: Mern ^ D:

by Zrizt October 4, 2017

asstetic

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.

Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.

by Zrizt October 3, 2017

Hophy

noun, pl. hophies

A trophy ho. Like a trophy wife, except she's a ho and you're not married.

Russ: That girl Alyssa is so fucking sexy.
Nick: Back off bro, she's mine.
Russ: No she's not, dude. You guys aren't married.
Nick: No but she's my hophy.
Alyssa: It's okay Nick we can have a threesome.

by Zrizt October 5, 2017

s5g

"Swear five god", like "Swear to god" (abbreviated s2g) but more dramatic or with more emphasis.

Melania: I s5g if Donald tries to touch me again I'm going to cut his hands off next time I see him.

by Zrizt October 12, 2017