Hoffro

A cool white man's afro. Similar to David Hasslehoff's circa 1985 (see Knight Rider series for reference).

"I can't grow my hair long, it looks like a Hoffro!"

Hoffro by J "to the" D June 10, 2008

Heffron Drive 

A band that consits of Kendall Schmidt and Dustin Belt. They are an Electro/Pop/Alternative band currently located in California. They are pretty damn amazing. Kendall Schmidt-- Vocals & Guitar . Dustin Belt-- B.U. Vocals & Guitar. Kendall is currently becoming very famous as Kendall Knight in the show Big Time Rush.

Check Heffron Drive out @ there myspace, twitter and purevolume. (Kendall's Twitter is :@HeffronDrive
Dustin's Twitter is :@dbeltwrites)

Kendall has a youtube account and so does Dustin.

Kendall: K3ndallschmidt go there and listen to his covers and updates on youtube.

Dustin: waldoboi is his username on youtube.

girl- so have you heard of Kendall Schmidt?
other girl- ya. he's in Heffron Drive
girl- he's also in Big Time Rush
other girl- well its good to see he's living his dream.

Heffron Drive by mrssiriusblack13 April 14, 2011

Heffron

A person who dominates at everything he does. This person is amazing at sports, gets good grades and gets all the girls. A Heffron is everything you want to be but better. When people see a Heffron they get really jealous because they know they can never be that amazing. You can tell a wannabe Heffron from a regular one because the fake just won't be as good or have that sparkle in his eye.

Jesus what a superstar that Heffron is.
I would trade everything to be a Heffron.
Sports center top 10 is now called the Heffron highlights.

Heffron by Jo fauit January 22, 2008

Hoffomania 

A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.

The spread of Hoffomania was crippling the economy.

Hoffomania by Ben Alexander January 17, 2006

hoffnofted 

when the vagina is covered/full of cum or semen. such as after having sexual intercorces

After having sex with my hot boyfriend my pussy was hoffnofted.

hoffnofted by ufa gania June 29, 2008

Hoffwomper 

Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.

Ha, look at that hoffwomper over there

Hoffwomper by nev errington September 1, 2010

Hoffjob 

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.

"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"

Hoffjob by Dr.suess June 26, 2012