When someone freeloads off of you and stays at your house for a long time without you saying yes. They steal from your house and try’s to get you to take them places.

Dude your being a crippling

Hey my friend was being a crippling this weekend

Crippling by The cheesekake man or Blake November 19, 2019

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Crippling

A femboy twink

Crippling sucked Charlie's toes.

Crippling by PandaTaco January 2, 2023

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crippling depression

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

crippling depression by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016

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Crippling Depression

Crippling Depression is a severe case of depression. Only the saddest people has this sickness.

Jim: Hey John.
John: I have crippling depression Jim, leave me the fuck alone you flithy cunt shit face mother fucker.

Crippling Depression by trekz August 24, 2016

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crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

crippling depression by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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