cog

short for cognitively disabled (aka retarded)
You fucking cog you just broke my guitar!
by Dr.Suess May 26, 2006
mugGet the cogmug.

Hoffjob

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.
"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"
by Dr.suess June 26, 2012
mugGet the Hoffjobmug.