cog

short for cognitively disabled (aka retarded)
You fucking cog you just broke my guitar!
by Dr.Suess March 28, 2006
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Hoffjob

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.
"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"
by Dr.suess June 22, 2012
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