Definitions by Dr.suess

Hoffjob 

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.

"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"

Hoffjob by Dr.suess June 26, 2012

cog 

short for cognitively disabled (aka retarded)

You fucking cog you just broke my guitar!

cog by Dr.Suess May 26, 2006