hoffcrotch

The crotch area of David Hasselhoff.

"Man, if I have to look at the Hoffcrotch for another minute I will never get this animation done."

by BAAA December 23, 2007

Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Hopscrotch

The act of randomly banging any person you can get in the bed even if they aren’t single.

Ya.... that girl plays hopscrotch with any guy even if he’s married or not.

by Captain save a cat February 16, 2018